Random Shenanigans to Break In 2014! Beyond Unboxing with Ikea Drills, LandBearShark’s Battery Surgery, More Van Nonsense

Happy new year and welcome to Big Chuck’s Automotive Blog! The mission of BCAB is to share and discuss all of our misadventures in being shadetree mechanics. Not only will I post all the questionably sound work on my own wreck, but every week, there will be one story submitted by you, the readers, about any aspect of your life pertaining to your own automotive project or rolling piles of garbage, whichever you would prefer.

I kid.

The way my site visits and interesting search hit terms have been slippin’ lately, though, you’d figure I’d have gone full-time car blog. Luckily, that’s only partially true. It used to be that I got plenty of weird and interesting search hits, site referrals, and the like. I feel like I’m losing my touch there – these days it’s all full of “electric bike” or “electric go-kart” or “How to avoid electric shock installing I’m a hybrid battery” (sic) and stuff. Booooooooooooring. Perhaps I should be glad that I’ve been genericized to that point, such that my content has become more generally relevant. But I do miss the days of the Arduino powered butt massager.

This IAP, I’m watching over MASLAB which is using the IDC classroom and my shop space, while also ordering things and preparing for the next round of 2.00gokart in the spring. MASLAB is historically a ‘shopless’ activity… which means that students break into or ninja the use of whatever shops they can get into in order to finish their robots. This year, they faced difficulty getting their usual space in the EECS department, and several of their core team and students being my former students, I got pummeled with appeals for space. Now, it creates way more work for me (what amounts to an actual full term class’s worth of preparation and shop orientation sessions), but what better way to spoil even more undergraduates? Furthermore, I think it’s better for them that they have official access to much more resources that can be properly used (i.e. under my titanium fist rule) than students trying to steal and beg resources from any space they have access, or “get” access to; which in my mind is patently unfair to those who are also just starting out and don’t Know Somebody – MASLAB is often one of the first “Build a robot” things a lot of freshmen do.

Anyways, I went to Ikea:

I defy anyone to challenge me for the title of “Best Ikea Space-Filling Ratio”. Flat-pack furniture works best with a vehicle which can be 90% modeled in no more than 3 solid modeling features.

Now, none of this is actually mine, since my own life is containerized into a number of typical milk crates, and I wouldn’t touch anything Ikea produces with the most bargain of Harbor Freight allen wrenches. But while on the tour in the most perfectly structured consumerism experience, I naturally gravitated to their tool section. The selection was naturally all custom-commissioned products geared towards assembling only their shit – again, part of the most perfectly structured consumerism experience this side of Buy & Large.

1. Beyond Unboxing: Ikeaworks (FIXA 7.2v drill)

(To quickly skip to the other sections, here’s…

2. Landbearshark’s new battery

3. The Weekly Van Shenanigan: Bodywork, oil pan gasket, and fixing that subyiffer

I spent a little while looking at the FIXA (I keep wanting to say Fixya) power tool series – they have things as interesting as a 14.4v hammer drill and a standard two-speed drill. Ikea being an entity that nominally prides itself on inexpensive low-key quality (as opposed to, say, Harbor Freight, which prides itself on Fuck You), I did expect that these tools would have worked just fine in their intended household lives. It’s like a domesticated goose – all you really need is a guarantee that it will poop everywhere, perhaps not with the flamboyance of a wild Canada goose.

I found their 7.2v drill/driver interesting. This is because it evoked the shape and function of the classic Handiworks mini-drill found at Walmarts back in the Early Noughties. This little thing fueled the rise of the 12lb weight class. For a while, Harbor Freight carried a 7.2v variant which made it into the 2nd and 3rd iterations of my own Test Bot. That was about 2005-2006. Those drills disappeared with an increasing RMB to USD trading ratio, as did most of the low-v0ltage (9.6v, 14.4v) drill/drivers from Harbor Freight.

An overwhelming sense of curiosity and nostalgia drove me to pick up one of these units. I’ll say right away that for $24.99, it may not be worth it in general, even if it were identical to the old Handiworks. However, the package ended up being more compact and a higher ratio – it definitely could be robot-applicable for somebody. So thus begins the Beyond Unboxing of the FIXA 7.2v drill/driver.

The casing is shed with a few Phillips-head screws from one side. No hidden screws here. The first thing I found is that it really IS lithium ion! There are two cells, 1500mAh each, size 18650, of lithium cobalt or lithium manganese chemistry (not LiFePO4). These 1500mAh cells contrast with the modern generation of laptop and other device cells which are typically 2400mAh, likely because they are “power” cells made for industrial use – wider temperature ranges and higher allowed burst currents – than “energy” cells which simply try to provide the longest runtime.

It has a cute little BMS board attached to it that handles both charging and discharge protection. The large FET at the top is connected to a current sense circuit that actually causes the drill to shut off if it’s near stall or suddenly locks up. This manifests itself as suddenly losing power, but it resets once the trigger is let go of. A nice protection to have if you sell your tools to total rubes for sure.

This current sense circuit depends on a sense resistor, which, like the Jasontrollers, can be easily chopped to a lower resistance if somehow you are compelled to do so, God help ye.

Four more screws and the gearbox comes apart. The gearbox is unlike the standard 36:1 or 24:1 drill gearbox. Rather, the gears are somewhat smaller in pitch, 0.6 module by my closest guess (about halfway between 32 and 48 pitch, which is what they look like). What was surprising is that the first stage of the geartrain is all metal. Usually, the first corner to be cut on these is to replace the first stage with nylon gears, ostensibly for noise reduction but we all know really why.

The gearbox is 3 stages of 16:14:45, resulting in a total ratio per stage of 3.8125 and a final ratio of 55.41:1. The final stage has 5mm thick gears, compared to the 4mm thick in the rest of the thing, to handle high torque demands.

The ratio is a little high for my tastes for a robot drivetrain, but for those not aiming to hit 15-20mph, perhaps just a slightly larger wheel will suffice. Remember that I’m clouded by a decade of smashing robots into each other; very few parts which are generally useful make it into the top echelons of the battle-tested.

I wasn’t quite curious enough to take off the chuck, since the left-handed locking screw was better installed than most Harbor Freight drills and I wasn’t in the shop at the time. I suspect that the traditional drill gearbox bellhousing, albeit in a smaller size, is on this one. The drill shaft is also most likely a 3/8″-24 thread like normal, but I won’t speculate more unless I have it taken apart. It has a nominal rating of 400RPM – which, through the gearbox, yields a motor speed of about 22,000 RPM, in line with the typical small drill motor. The motor in question is a 7.2v Mabuchi RS380 knockoff, unlabeled.

2. landbearderp

Remember the Landbearshark video? Well, after that and the additional snowstorm a week ago…

Whoops. I guess I went a little too hard. I noticed something was wrong after the batteries never recovered above 16 volts even after a day of sitting. Both battery packs had cell groups which were either at 0 volts completely, or at severely damaged levels like the 1.38v group above. This was the batteries which caught fire once and also survived months of tumbling in the original Landbearshark, finally having been done in because the rest of the thing worked too well.

Damn. Well, with the potential for more weather in the next few months since this winter has really been making it rain snow, I had to replace the damaged batteries before LBS could work again.

I went digging in my lithium nuclear arsenal, which I obtained after the MBARC class ended and I confiscated all the lipos (with exception of those taken by R/C airplane experienced students). Most of the packs were in the 5S and 6S range, which was good for LBS, but they did not have built-in battery management boards and I didn’t want to add a big balance harness to LBS. However, there were also these:

One of the teams went commercial/industrial and picked up these from Batteryface. These are sold with a “PCM” module built-in, so they don’t need to be externally balance changed. I’ve used these boards a handful of times before in not-my-own applications, and they do work just fine, but I find them a little too wimpy on the discharge: for most high burst current or other high power apps, I prefer running straight battery, because the management board usually introduces more resistance or has built-in current limits.

But LBS is not particularly high power. I could also fit four of them in the space left by the 6S6P A123 pack, netting me much higher energy density: 22.2v 40Ah instead of 19.2v and 26.4Ah. I’d trade the unneeded brute force for ease of use and built-in protection.

Sounds like what these were made for! So in they go.

To get four packs in the space of two, I had to put Y-harnesses on my Y-harnesses. I chopped the discharge leads off my old battery, which had a type of 6mm bullet connector I no longer had on hand, and spliced them to two Deans plugs each. The students added quick disconnect terminals to their batteries, which I cut off and replaced with Deans.

Installing the batteries was a fun game of OH GOD DON’T TOUCH THE FRAME RAIL WITH THE EXPOSED PARALLELED CONTACTS.

The batteries are mounted to the electronics box with strips of Velcro. Their height is just under that of the box itself, so they shouldn’t be going anywhere.

Suddenly, the wiring looked less nest-like than before. Not because I made it better, but now all the excess runs were the correct length to tuck next to each other! Science.

LBS has yet to make it back outside since the weather has been… “nice”? Test riding around the building showed me that it was very much more responsive. Not only because the voltage has jumped a few from the A123s, but that the batteries must have been damaged for a while and have been sagging more for the same current draw. Hopefully the next bout of winter commuting will put these to the test.

Rewinding before the new year once again, I’ve officially commenced…

Operation: RUSTY MEMORY

It could refer to several things. First, the old magnetic disc drives that used straight iron oxide (rust) to store information; the earliest kinds that went into the “refrigerator” hard drives. Next, the fact that you can’t quite remember something.  Finally, all of the really shitty bodywork I’m about to do to prevent more problems down the line.

I’ve been leery of doing bodywork for a while, despite a slow buildup of arms in the interest of doing so. The past has shown me that I have no patience for making smooth and clean lines or blending paint. However, the recent pressure of winter and its associated wet salt slush has caused me to examine some of the spots in more detail. I’ve determined that there’s some areas where I’m getting close to now-or-never, because the underside and “hidden” rust. Remember these boarding step holes? They’ve gotten bigger:

 

Soon, they will soon break the outside body lines… and hell if you’re getting me to rebuild external lines. Other trouble spots include the majority of the left underside for some reason – the right side is pretty clean, but the left is all sorts of beat up.

Before tacking the more complex curvature of the step, I decided to practice more on a less visible spot – the left rear corner. Here’s what it looked like in May:

A complex confluence of edges in the corner with quite a few holes and thin areas to patch up. The plan I formulated was to cut away as much of the bad areas near the holes as I could get, then grind or wire brush off the rest. About two weeks before starting on this, I thoroughly coated the interior of the bodywork in the area with that “rust converter” compound and let do its job for a while. Hopefully this will help prevent the interior sheet metal from being a problem in the near future.

Let’s get started. I once again dibbed the corner of the garage for a weekend, though I didn’t need the lift. What I did need was a spot that wasn’t -30 degrees out, so things could actually cure.

When I was using the lift before, I had noticed that the arms block the area I need to work on, regardless of orientation. So I had to use a whole trade of jackstands (the proper collective noun for jacks is a trade) in that area. Since I’ll be violently thrashing on this area for a while, I used not only a stand on the frame, but on the corner of the rear suspension also, kept the floorjack a little pressurized under the differential, and chocked both right wheels in both directions. A little paranoid? Perhaps, but I also prefer to have thickness.

This is what that region has devolved into since that time. The holes have grown a bit, and much of the weaker rust has fallen off. The treatment compound is seen in green.

The excise begins by gently hammering at the panels to loosen up more internal rust. This is item #2 on the list of 3 things Mikuvan does very well: dropping little flakes of rust everywhere. The other two, of course, are emitting black mucuses of various viscosities, and raining bearings.

Maybe I should have done this before spraying the converting compound…

Next up is imprecise angle grinder cutoff wheel excise. The biggest trouble spots went first.

About 1/3rd way through the process. When the angle grinder became too unwieldy to maneuver, I switched to a Dremel with a small cutoff wheel. My goal was to eliminate as much of the obviously rusted metal while retaining features that will help rebuild the area. I cut off a piece of the wheelwell (the right angle upside-down-L cut is center in the picture) to gain more maneuvering space for cleaning the area behind it. After the cutting, liberal application of wire wheels knocked out the rest of the surface rust in the surrounding area.

What I do not have is a picture of the completed surgery, since much of this process was mentally streamed. More of the steel on the inner wall to the left was removed, as was the area with the perforations in the upper left, extending about 4″ towards the front (where the wirebrushed paint starts).

I retained my tactic of using 3 layers of fiberglass cloth (I’m not sure of the weight, but it is pretty heavy) that were nipped from Solar Car.

I decided to split this work into two sessions to make sure I didn’t have to hold onto too many things at once. I patched the outside first and let the glass cure overnight.

The next day, I worked on the inside. To cut the cloth to shape, I just mashed the fabric against the repair area and used a marker to get the rough outline, then cleaned and simplified the marker scratches to a cut pattern. The pattern was used as a template to make two other pieces, each very slightly smaller. The marker dissolving into the fiberglass resin is the cause of the blue outline.

This area looks pretty gnarly because of the untrimmed glass and the fact that I didn’t try to rebuild the down-facing curvature of the original body section.

The day after was cleanup, filling, sanding, and painting. The tattered glass edges were trimmed flat with a Dremel and cutoff wheel first, then the whole area manually sanded with a sanding sponge and then some fine regular sandpaper. I used a small amount of Bondo to smooth the transition between the glass layers and the remaining bodywork, but as the masked area shows, did not attempt to resmooth the surface from where I wire brushed off the paint.

Paint was the same procedure of primer, color, and clear I used on the rear hatch. This took several hours by itself, then I let everything dry overnight once again.

Once the outside was dry enough to put some masking tape on, I sprayed a few coats of underbody coating compound on the inside repair to seal it as well.

Here’s what it looked like as of a day or two ago – it’s gotten a little dirty since:

I make no claims to ever passing auto body school.

Based on my research, a real auto body guy would have removed far, far more metal than I did, and also have remade at least some of that inside corner box section in steel, if not straight up remake the entire sheet metal of the wheelwell area. When I can afford this service, I suppose I’ll have that done…

I’ve learned since that they make this stuff called “spot putty” which helps fill in the very small resin bubbles that are visible; plus that I’m not spamming enough resin onto the top ply to start with, a phenomenon also visible in the rear hatch work. These lessons will hopefully be put to use in repairing the boarding step hole soon, since that is a more visible location (with the door open, anyway).

Subyiffer

A quick break from inhaling styrene and toluene led me to try and figure out exactly what the deal was with the “subwoofer-like device” that I touched upon previously. I thought it was barely working, but it turned out to be sympathetic vibration transmitted through the front sheet metal and dashboard components. It was in fact totally out.

I’m sure a normal person would have replaced this with a set of 12″ subs in the back, but I dunno, it’s already there and most likely working anyway. What if it was as simple as some dumb fucker not connecting one of the wires? Wouldn’t I feel foolish for not trying to make use of it at all!?

Besides, the 12″ subs come after the electric drive conversion, as do the tacky underglows and stancing.

It was 20 degrees out, in the middle of winter, in Massachusetts. And here I am, outside, with nothing but flashlights, using an oscillosope and soldering iron to probe the paths that the signals took in an attempt to debug the amplifier board. Consider the frightening possibilities if I had put this much effort into actually studying something.

I ran into a slight metaproblem – it was so cold that my small cheap soldering iron, which travels in the robot service toolbox normally for use in the field at events, froze its power cord off. Literally. It probably deplasticized in the cold and in the process of me unfurling the cord, it broke off.

I borrowed a Weller station from MITERS in the mean time, which seems to use a plasticizer that didn’t also grow up in the South like me.

So if you’re ever stuck debugging the subwoofer amplifier circuit of a generation 3 Mitsubishi Delica, here’s what it is. The whole thing is OEM’d by Matsushita (a.k.a Panasonic). There’s 7 wires leading to the board – three of them are the ground, 12v, and “power on” lines shown, the others are two channels of signals and their return lines.

What the frontend of this amplifier does is add the two stereo channels together, then severely low-pass filters it before sending it to the amplifier power IC. This is all done actively, with op-amps. In fact, the circuit is eerily reminiscent of this generic mono amplifier circuit.

The ENABLE line controls the coil of a little relay that is in between 12 volts and the amplifier chip. Guess which wire was open circuit?

Naw, couldn’t be that someone forgot to wire it up.

(Alternative explanation: The new head unit that came Free With Purchase did not have an external amplifier enable output, so this was left unwired, but that doesn’t explain why someone took the speaker totally out…)

I took the cheap and dumb way out: Jumping the enable pin directly to 12 volts. When I turned the ignition key, I heard the faintest click of a relay and a little pop from the speaker.

Scoping the speaker’s terminals shows this nice waveform coming out. The cutoff frequency does appear to be around 150Hz.

I packaged everything back up after this fairly simple hack, and immediately ran back inside to defrost. Let’s be honest here – this little thing didn’t add that much to the experience; finally some noticeable low end now, but it seems that it saturates (clips) relatively easily. Not that I blame it at all. It was another box ticked off on the checklist of completion.

Oil pan rebuild

Item #4 on the list of things Mikuvan is good at: leaving small droplets of oil wherever it goes.

It’s done that ever since the first start. I’ve always attributed it to a crank seal problem, but recently I started suspecting otherwise, because the symptoms didn’t really line up with just a crank seal issue. If I had a leaky rear crank seal like I suspected, then the oil drops would be coming from very specific, concentrated locations. Same goes for the front seals. I’d at least see a consistent, concentrated ‘shot pattern’ from the two locations in my parking spot… which I assure you is terrifyingly disgusting.

Instead, it just seems like it’s been shitting everywhere. Since I’ve been getting under it more recently, I’ve also been keeping track of the cleanliness of the underside: Every time I look under it after cleaning up all the oil and grime, there’s more of it everywhere. There was no one consistent spot at all – the whole underside near the engine would be wet all the time and spots would appear almost at random. It was less oil leak and more Self-Applying Undercoat.

As the weather got colder, it just started getting ridiculous, and once again I was faced with a now-or-never scenario. I was beginning to suspect the oil pan gasket a few weeks ago when I first began noticing that it was always wet on the outside. Hey, shouldn’t a gasket keep the leaky stuff on the inside?

During the suspension work on the lift, I gave that area a very fine look-over.

This is the forward left side of the oil pan. First, that gasket is pushed out completely and ripped. Second, it’s disgusting.

I figured, once again, that even if it was not the main problem, it could be a contributor or aggravating factor, and that I should at least inspect it. I braced myself for yet another Yak Shaving Session where I end up having to remanufacture the entire assembly. How bad could it be!?

(Always Famous Last Van Words)

I looked at the service manual for a bit and then began disassembling the oil pan screws.

First to come off is the oil level sensor. I have no idea how this is supposed to actually work – and it just barely does. Usually, if I park on a non-flat area, it’ll throw an oil level light; and not knowing how leaky the thing actually is, I check every time, only to find the majority of the time it’s totally fine.

I have no pictures of the pan removal process, since my hands were well-covered in oil, and the whole thing just sort of fell off after I undid the last screws and put a little pressure on it with a scraper. Well, that’s certainly a bad sign. From my Youtube instructional video surfing, you’re almost supposed to use said scraper to cut the whole thing off.

Oil pan removed! This is the first time I’ve ever physically seen the inside of an engine, from the bottom end. Who the fuck thought this was a better idea than a brushless motor?

The fact that oil is everywhere on the alleged gasket sealing surfaces is, again, not a good sign.

So here’s the deal with the gasket. First, on top, there’s a layer of silicone. Not, say, specially formulated gasketing compound, but I swear it was just clear RTV used for bathroom tiles.

Next, there’s a paper/felt sort of gasket, the type that you would buy specifically to fit a model of engine.

And finally, there was another layer of silicone. 

Silicone-on-paper-on-silicone didn’t exactly strike me as a professional repair. I suspect, again, that this was like 5 different dudes’ repair hacks and I am the 6th.

Unlike bodywork, I considered this a blasphemy against the  mechanical gods. I rage-cleaned and stripped the entire pan, paying special attention to the gasket seal surface. I also cleaned up the bottom of the pan some. Luckily, there were no metal particles to be found, but there was a sizeable amount of brown and black sludge; likely from before I was also meticulously keeping track of oil condition.

Here’s a shot down the line of crankpins and big ends. Once again… who thought this was a better idea than twirling a magnet (or a blob of copper and steel) on a stick?

Here’s a picture of a 3-floor building sized engine’s crankcase while we’re at it. It’s only a little bigger.

I didn’t get any pictures of the re-gasketing process, but it entailed borrowing a small amount of this RTV material designed for gaskets and laying it out in a roughly 1/8″ wide bead in the pan’s top groove, around the outside perimeter, and in a circle around the bolt holes. I then let this cure overnight under the influence of a halogen lamp, and retorqued the screws according to specification the next day.

After a week and a half of this, I’ve only seen 3 new oil drops after having placed a white spill mat on the concrete parking spot. They were concentrated around this spot:

I didn’t notice this little vent in the bottom of the transmission bell housing until I was under there looking at it. Under the cover is the torque converter and its crankshaft adapter plate. If I had a crank seal leak, I would have seen the majority of the oil drops originate near here.  It might still be leaky; I have not confirmed its health in either sense. For now, however, the oil-shitting problem seems to have been resolved in the majority.

This concludes the latest Big Chuck’s Automotive Blog entry. Make sure to check back next week as I make even more mechanics and auto body technicians cry!

 

The War of Eternal Mikuvan Improvement: Operation DEAD CAT BOUNCE; SHOCKS AND AWE

Ongoing van facility upgrades have been continuing since September. Basically, every time I go to Rock Auto to spec out one part:

I needed ONE thing…

This ends up happening. But everything is so cheap ;  _  ;

So I need to find an excuse to use them! Improvements have focused on non-engine work, since I still don’t believe in internal combustion. . This isn’t to say that the engine and transmission have been purposefully neglected, but I’m just not going to add a turbo kit any time soon. Believe me, I did want to “just add a turbo” with no other changes and see how long the engine would last, but apparently you don’t “just add a turbo” – everything else has to accommodate it or it would be a waste, so there goes that.

Mechanical work has been at the forefront – upgrading all sorts of other infrastructure first, such as the suspension, doing bodywork repairs, and maintaining that which would prevent spontaneous grenading of any component. And in continuance of forced and hackneyed tradition, I’ve given all of these major ops a cheesy bad pun name. Don’t worry, I spend only a few seconds thinking up each one, at most.

Operation: Dead Cat Bounce

Ever since I got it running, one characteristic of Mikuvan has been “That Weird Rattle”. It only occurs under high loads at low to moderate RPMs, such as pulling onto the highways or going up a hill without dropping a gear. It was a very hollow metallic rattle, not like something was interfering mechanically, but was always worrisome since it indicated that something could be interfering mechanically all of a sudden. I had a number of theories revolving around the transmission and loose bolts in the crankcase, but careful interviewing of passengers focused the sound to the middle of the right hand side, coming from directly under.

Well, there’s very few things going on in that area – pretty much only the exhaust system. And a rattle under high engine loads probably indicates something loose or jiggling with it.

A tap with a rubber deadblow mallet confirmed that something small and jiggly was indeed trapped in the front of the catalytic converter (or “the cat”). Since I automatically assume that every component on this thing is near, at, or past its end-of-life, I figured that the catalytic element was completely destroyed and has slowly become a pile of ceramic pebbles. But it never sounded like that many pebbles, so maybe a little chunk just fell off or something!

Either way, time to shake them out. Except everything on the exhaust path – and I mean everything – was rusted solid. Half the time, I couldn’t tell what was bolt and what was nut, and the rear cat hanger had become this sort of malformed rust icicle that I think had fasteners on it at one point, but which were now amorphous lumps protruding from a bracket likely salvaged off the Titanic.

Out comes the cutting wheel. I’m going to have to do some fabrication to get the system back together anyway, so I had no remorse in removing these by force.

As I learned after cutting this apart, it was in fact a nut.

After removing the rear spring mounted hanger (why the hell is this specific area on springs when the whole thing is on flexible rubber hangers?), off comes the cat. First, the gasket is utterly disintegrated, and there are erosion channels in both it and the mating flange. So I’ve definitely been having an exhaust leak issue along with it.

This is one more layer of refab I’ll need to take care of. Haven’t I learned by now that any time I touch something, I’ll eventually have to re-mine the iron ore from scratch and derive its engineering from first principles?

Well, the catalytic element is clean. Very clean, in fact – I would have expected even a little graying or blackening, but this thing was still stark white. No missing chunks or holes, so what is going on? Let’s turn it upside down and shake it:

I literally laughed out loud, in real life, in the garage, at like 2 in the morning.

Yep, that’s the shield off an oxygen sensor. The O2 sensor is located at the exhaust manifold, so it probably fell off and has been jiggling in the cat for who knows how long. I haven’t seen any Idiot Lights being thrown, so I can only presume the O2 sensor itself is still working, maybe just a little naked.

What to do now? I had taken the exhaust system apart in the garage with no way to jam it back together. I’m out a gasket, two studs, and need an evening’s work in resurfacing the mating areas. I’d need to buy some exhaust gasket material or sealant beforehand.

Solution: Leave the cat off, and drive with straight pipes.

If it weren’t so very illegal, I’d post a video. It actually didn’t sound bad. For the tiniest sliver of a split second, I wanted a ricer exhaust.

After stopping by Advance Auto Parts (all customers wondered what the hell just pulled in) to gather new exhaust studs and high temperature sealant, it was back to MITERS for the surgery. I first cut the studs off nearly flush with the mating surface, and cleaned off the old gasket with a wire wheel on an angle grinder and then some hand-scraping. Then I slowly drilled through both using incrementally larger drill bits to keep the hole centered and the drill controllable.

Usually, for fixtured parts, I just blast with only 1 intermediate step, or even straight to the final hole size, but I was counting on using a small drill bit to start the hole in the dead center of the stud remnant. But this was not a traditionally fixtured part – it was hanging by its folded sheet metal flange in an extremely beat-up vise in MITERS, on a table that has non-lockable 12″ caster wheels. MITERS has different definitions of fixturing.

New studs installed with a healthy dose of antiseize grease.

I wasn’t able to locate any high temperature gasket sheets, so I resorted to mainlining the sealant and used it in between the two mating faces as an in-place gasket. Then I went totally overboard around the outside. So far, this seems to be holding up, even though it is way up there in terms of bad hack fixes and might not last long.

And that was it for That Weird Rattle.

In one of the “well, it was on clearance” orders, I did pick up a new O2 sensor because (again) I figured the current one was at the end of its life. For $10, I got a Bosch OEM-replacement sensor. It has a way cooler shield:

Back in the confines of the garage at 3 in the morning (when all the middle managers and white collar types who live in this condo complex aren’t awake to nag me for ‘servicing’) I pulled the O2 sensor from the exhaust manifold and replaced it with the new unit. The old one seems to be indeed intact, but missing its shield. Gee, I wonder where it could have went.

I discovered upon removing the exhaust manifold heat shield that some asshat had attempted to weld this thing at some point, and either failed miserably or didn’t know that welding cast iron is a very difficult to get correct kind of thing. You don’t just wave a “splatter stick” at it like this weld. There’s a barely visible hairline crack running parallel to the weld bead, about 2 inches long.

Welp. That’s going to have to wait. It doesn’t seem to be causing any problems, and is covered completely by the heat shield anyway.

New O2 sensor in, with the heatshield removed. This operation required me to resort to vise grips, because the only wrench I had that was big enough  to fit over the hex shank was too big to maneuver into the region. I’m sure there is a special bent wrench that is in the list of special service tools just for this.

Another small, random part has been replaced. One at a time! In the future, the Ship of Theseus Paradox will be known as the Charles’ Van Conundrum.

Shocks and Awe

One of my favorite van activities, occurring at about 50% of all stoplights, has been this sort of thing:

I’m not as pro as him – I can’t maintain it at-speed, only rolling very slowly or at a full stop. With a load of 6 people, the amplitude can get pretty ridiculous.

Overall, what I mean is, the shock absorbers are toast. As much as I love doing “The Thing” (one of many things we call The Thing around here), I’d also like to avoid riding like a battleship – even like a Space Battleship would be okay, but not a normal one – or dying in a rollover.

This time, I explicitly went hunting for “cheap but good” shocks. Through recommendations and haunting the sales of Rock Auto, again, I ended up with these KYB units.

I went for the “Improved Handling” category because I figured “Original Ride Quality” meant “slightly less battleship-like, such as perhaps a trash barge” and that wasn’t appealing. The smaller boxes are sway bar connecting links. While doing the suspension inspection, I noticed the rubber bushings on the “original” ones were pancaked and cracking – the suspension has been getting more and more creaky in colder weather. So this was a “Oooh, it’s on sale!” item which I actually did need.

A few days after, the operation commences on my loading dock of choice. I attacked the rears first because they were much easier to get to and did not involve removing wheels. The rear left was super easy to get to.

The rear right required some Technical Contortion.

The worst thing about it was the upper anchor bolt. I had one click of ratchet movement for this whole thing, and I had to wrap myself around the rear axle to get to that. After the initial tension breaking, I actually used a second wrench driving the T-handle of my awesome right angle handle-drive ratchet thingie to fully remove the nut.

I should be getting brownie points from Harbor Freight, since I think I’ve personally sold 10 of those to people. On the other hand, I’m not sure I want to eat a Harbor Freight brownie.

A removed rear shock absorber unit. This thing was covered entirely in black undercoat grease, and was also very, very dead. Like, dead to the point of needing only around 10-15 pounds of force to push around. I heard air gurgling inside whenever I changed directions. On an automotive force scale, this was probably almost nonexistent.

I wiped off the grease to find a Mitsubishi OEM part number, as well as KYB logo. I’m going to guess these are literally “original equipment”.

Staying true to the brand (which I didn’t know anything about just days before).

And the rears are done. The fronts had to wait for a day when I could roll into the garage to use the lift.

And up we go.

Note that between the rear shock replacement and now, I suffered a rear right tire failure, so the narrow wheel is a “donut” type spare I purchased for all of $25 a while back when I had to dispose of the very rusted-out full-size spare. A full complement of winter tires is on order.

With the front wheels removed, the s way bar links were extremely easy to get to. Here’s the new front right side installed. The old rubber bushings were hardened donuts, and the whole thing was actually loose, having lost tension long ago most likely.

Not pictured here, but while I had the bar loose, I also took apart and inspected their frame-mount bushings (They look basically like that). These weren’t in bad shape, so I cleaned, greased, and reused them.

I dumped some penetrating oil onto the shock absorber anchors and let them marinate a bit while doing the sway bar links.

I cleaned the old mating areas with isopropyl alcohol and some very fine sandpaper to loosen the debris. Underneath all the underbody spray, I can tell more parts of this used to be white.

There’s nothing very exciting about the shock installation, since like the rears, there were exactly 2 bolts involved. I had trouble with removing the lower anchoring bolts, which had nuts that were more rusted on their threads. Not wanting to shove everything right off the lift by using a bigger wrench, I just whipped out the impact driver again for those two bolts.

All in an evening’s work, and hopefully now nothing will creak either. I have yet to get a chance to road test for robust anti-ship suspension behavior, since there were some other things I wanted to take care of as long as I had the opportunity to stand completely under it.

little things

There’s some things I do that aren’t so epic and thorough as to warrant a poorly thought out name, but in the interest of completeness, I recorded them anyway.

I bought a can of underbody coating spray a while back, meaning to treat some not-yet-problem-spots to prevent them from becoming such later. Up on the lift, I could get at them much easier.

One of them is this front …. brackety thing that holds the steering rack and lower half of the A-arms. It was fairly rusty, with much of its previous undercoat treatment having flaked off, but not bad rust – just superficial. I knocked off much of it with a wirewheel, then manually with a handheld wire brush – whatever flaked off on its own was removed and then the whole area cleaned and resprayed.

Another not-yet-problem spot was this corner of the rear right wheelwell, which was showing the same signs of cracked undercoat with superficial rust. Luckily, this isn’t a hole yet. The same procedure was followed here.  With my rear hatch repair going off pretty well, I’m plotting ways to tackle the sides that DO have holes.

But before that, back to the interior!

What good is christening my rolling Craigslist wreckage MIKUVAN if I can’t blast Hatsune Miku from it obnoxiously? Well, I can, but not very well. The sound system is what could be called “stereotypically 80s” – cheap paper cones, tiny drivers, hollow panels and dashboards making for all midrange and nothing else.

I wasn’t out to completely re-engineer the system or add 12″ subs, but I did score a nice deal on some Pioneer TS-D1002R speaker sets for $25 a pair recently. Nobody really uses 4″ speakers any more, so I was pleasantly surprised when I was haunting eBay that there were many low and closeout/clearance type sales going on. The Pioneers seemed to be the ones with the least hype. I figured anything made in this century (literally… this century.) would be an improvement.

I began with an overall inspection of the stock sound. The left speaker is really easy – a little panel pops off and it can be replaced without hassle.

There is a very pitiful but honorable attempt at a subwoofer installed in the center underneath the dashboard. It’s a little plastic, stuffed box that is smaller than most computer speaker subs.

It was also empty. Like, no driver in it at all empty. I can’t imagine Mitsubishi leaving in literally everything but the driver if someone decided to forego the upgraded sound package or something, so I assume it was taken out some time over the past 24 years.

I didn’t have a voltmeter or oscilloscope at the time, so I couldn’t verify if the internal amplifier was alive. Given that it might have been driving a speaker with infinite! impedance, it’s probably fine.

Comparing new with old… The stock driver is a 7 watt unit. I think the PC speaker inside my old desktop from 1998 was larger.

Left: Super easy!

I only had to splice the two (20 gauge, such power!) wires – my little nano-iron is seen on the bottom right. I used up the rest of the exhaust silicone glue on it, by the way, since someone dropped it years ago and cracked the handle near the base of the heater. The element was jiggling inside (sounds familiar…), but that’s no more.

Center: also easy. At this point, I verified that the system was working, but very weak. It could very well be “broken”, or the amplifier IC half-dead.

This is left to a future investigation or replacement by a Ragebridge pulling a class-D at 100kHz.

The right side: You must be shitting me.

Nope, I didn’t get a nice little hatch out of Mitsubishi this time. The right speaker bracket is second to last on the list of things to do in order to remove the dashboard. After scouting the Internet, specifically the Delica forum (this thread), I found how sneaky people would do it.

The operation involved maneuvering an 8mm socket (the right speaker is mounted with 2 nuts on studs, not 2 screws) into the removed glovebox and around the corner. In many ways, it reminded me of flying a guided missile into a secret switch panel in Descent II’s level 13 to obtain the Omega Cannon.

I was a huge Descent player back in the day – don’t worry about it.

Unfortunately, the instructions pertained to a Japanese or Euro spec L300. Clearly there’s something else going on in the US spec Van, because there was a Bracket of Irritation in the way and I could not reach the mounting nuts without removing it first. This was a half hour operation on its own as I figured out the exact right combo of strangely angled sockets and extension bars to get all of the hardware.

It was also really rusty (surface only, fortunately), so it left this disgusting smear behind. Most of it came off with petrochemical distillate scrubbing.

Said Bracket of Irritation.

See where the Bracket of Irritation goes? Almost immediately behind it is the necessary mounting screw. Anyways, this is a post-installation shot – after the BoI was removed, I could remove the speaker, splice the cables, and reinstall.

With this mod complete in one night, I’d say the results were worth it. It’s not a sonic drag racer – I’d rank it somewhere near “Mid-2000s economy car”. The giant hollow dashboard doesn’t really help the case, but with appropriate EQ diddling, I get tremendously improved low-end response (read: discernable).

I may revisit the subyiffer (does not qualify as subwoofer) issue later, but I am still satisfied with the two stereo channels alone.

Stay tuned for the latest battlefield reports!