{"id":99,"date":"2007-11-12T01:06:50","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T05:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=99"},"modified":"2007-11-12T01:10:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-12T05:10:13","slug":"do-want-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"Do want :("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now <a href=\"http:\/\/maximog.com\/vehicle.html\" target=\"_blank\">THIS<\/a> is my type of car.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/maximog.com\/images\/sublevel\/veh_side.jpg\" title=\"What, no dice on the mirrors?\" height=\"216\" width=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The only thing it&#8217;s missing to conquer and patrol your post-apocalyptic domain is a good set of machine guns and missile launchers! And some  Unobtainium armor.<\/p>\n<p>Well, discounting the fact that global communication systems will probably be dysfunctional in the event of a planet-wide catatrophe. But come on, who needs satellite Internet access when you&#8217;re battling an army of mutated nomadic warriors while defending the only source of fresh water for 500 miles? What are you gonna do, check Facebook?*<\/p>\n<p> The enterprising can make the inevitable &#8217;70s and &#8217;80s pop culture reference for me.<\/p>\n<p>Read the <a href=\"http:\/\/maximog.com\/specs.html\" target=\"_blank\">list of specs<\/a> and see if doesn&#8217;t make you drool. I particularly like the electronic navigation aids &#8211; especially a bunch of the things I&#8217;ve wanted to put in a custom vehicle, like RADAR and laser rangefinding for collosion avoidance, night vision, perimeter cameras, et al.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/maximog.com\/images\/sublevel\/radar.jpg\" title=\"Wait, does that...whatever it is have its own window wiper?\" height=\"265\" width=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I know I want one &#8211; in flat black, please, with the leather seats.  It looks like the contractor company<a href=\"http:\/\/www.unicatamericas.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> specializes in ginormous real-life scifi-movie vehicles<\/a>! Can I get one with a <strong>huge<\/strong> brushless motor in it?!<\/p>\n<p>*I probably would be&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now THIS is my type of car. The only thing it&#8217;s missing to conquer and patrol your post-apocalyptic domain is a good set of machine guns and missile launchers! And some Unobtainium armor. Well, discounting the fact that global communication systems will probably be dysfunctional in the event of a planet-wide catatrophe. But come on, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}