{"id":147,"date":"2008-03-03T05:40:44","date_gmt":"2008-03-03T09:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=147"},"modified":"2008-03-13T20:44:33","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T00:44:33","slug":"wtf-dekotora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"wtf dekotora"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 1999, I made my parents buy me a Playstation II and Gran Turismo 3. It was the only game for the PS2 I ever owned.<\/p>\n<p>When Gran Turismo 5 is released, I will most likely buy a Playstation III just for it, and it will most likely be the only game I will ever own for it.<\/p>\n<p>However, I will buy a Nintendo Wii for the sole purpose of playing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gametrailers.com\/player\/31413.html\" target=\"_blank\">this game<\/a> right now if I could.<\/p>\n<p>The aZn inside me is speaking. I think <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dekotora\" target=\"_blank\">dekotora<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinktentacle.com\/2006\/11\/dekotora-photo-galleries\/\">are<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinktentacle.com\/2006\/11\/dekotora-photo-galleries\/\"> the most awesome things ever<\/a> besides <a href=\"http:\/\/jalopnik.com\/cars\/custom-cars%5Chot-rods\/more-japanese-custom-oddness-boogie-vans-revisited-121062.php\" target=\"_blank\">toaster<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinktentacle.com\/2007\/05\/extreme-japanese-custom-vans\/\" target=\"_blank\">vans<\/a>. They are the pinnacle of human artistic achievement. Prettier than Picasso, more magnificent than Monet, and several orders of magnitude better than everything that is called &#8220;art&#8221; today.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, wait&#8230; several orders of magnitude over everything called art today is still shit. I take it back. It is <em>infinitely<\/em> better.<\/p>\n<p>The gameplay physics look a bit on the iffy side, but I suppose it&#8217;s  not the main focus.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>I hereby demand dekotora and toaster vans in GT5.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/zoomerboys.freeflux.net\/files\/images\/blog\/truck_inspiration.jpg\" height=\"407\" width=\"520\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1999, I made my parents buy me a Playstation II and Gran Turismo 3. It was the only game for the PS2 I ever owned. When Gran Turismo 5 is released, I will most likely buy a Playstation III just for it, and it will most likely be the only game I will ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-build-reports","category-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}