{"id":117,"date":"2008-01-02T01:38:39","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T05:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=117"},"modified":"2008-01-02T01:39:04","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T05:39:04","slug":"waiter-theres-soup-in-my-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Waiter, there&#8217;s soup in my fly!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And a hair in my digital calipers!<\/p>\n<p>I discovered a guest on the back side of my new digital calipers that I had not noticed before.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/lolhair.jpg\" title=\"'There's hair in my fly' didn't...uhh....fly too well.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I hoped to Robot Michael Jackson Jesus that it&#8217;s mine, but nope&#8230; it&#8217;s embedded in the sticker pretty well. That means it had to have belonged to a random Chinese sweatshop worker. Oh god, I&#8217;m probably [distantly, but not too far] related to the person too.<\/p>\n<p>Normally I&#8217;d start an epic quest to find the identity of this mystery worker and locate him\/her\/etc. in the depths of China, and of course document my progress as an artistic, emotive film project, but it&#8217;s too cold to do that right now. I&#8217;ll leave it to some Mac-using art\/film student.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And a hair in my digital calipers! I discovered a guest on the back side of my new digital calipers that I had not noticed before. I hoped to Robot Michael Jackson Jesus that it&#8217;s mine, but nope&#8230; it&#8217;s embedded in the sticker pretty well. That means it had to have belonged to a random [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}