{"id":112,"date":"2007-12-18T02:10:09","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T06:10:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=112"},"modified":"2007-12-18T02:10:09","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T06:10:09","slug":"weird-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"Weird spam…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Recently, I’ve been getting a small rash of “spam prose”, or “spam-lit<\/a>“. I rather like calling it spliterature. It’s been sparse, perhaps once a week, and the text snippets in them are mildly amusing. Here’s a sampling, edited to take out random letter sequences and links which, to be on the safe side, I’ll consider as target painters.<\/p>\n

“To an extent that was almost embarrassing. The pretty leaned back in her place in the carriage and surveyed him languidly”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“If we tried for a century. Sir Justin himself had essayed, too, where he sat for a while behind the great Parnell”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Contrary to popular belief, the end of the year is one of the best times to look for, awesome descion”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“Taylor has a home in the Miami suburb of Palmetto Bay that he bought two years ago. The 24-year-old player is in [removed] his fourth season with the Redskins after playing at the University of Miami, where he was an All-American in 2003”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

More to come as I collect them!<\/p>\n

Gee, if you splice it all together, it reads as coherently as any classic 19th century American novel! Fuck you, Mark Twain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Recently, I’ve been getting a small rash of “spam prose”, or “spam-lit“. I rather like calling it spliterature. It’s been sparse, perhaps once a week, and the text snippets in them are mildly amusing. Here’s a sampling, edited to take out random letter sequences and links which, to be on the safe side, I’ll consider […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.etotheipiplusone.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}